OUR MISSION
We test the best toys.
So you don’t waste money.
The market is flooded with cheap junk that breaks in a month. We find the products that actually feel good, last a long time, and are worth the price tag.
OUR STANDARD
Quality over Hype.
We don’t care about fancy marketing words. We care about three things: Does it feel amazing? Is it easy to clean? Will it still work next year?
If a toy is hard to use, too loud, or made of bad materials, we don’t recommend it. Simple as that.
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Our Process
How We Review
01
We Buy it Ourselves
We don’t take freebies from companies. We buy products anonymously just like you do, so we get the exact same experience.
02
The Reality Check
Is it actually quiet? Does the battery actually last? We test it in the real world, not just on a spec sheet.
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The Value Test
A $200 toy needs to be incredible. A $50 toy needs to be reliable. We judge products based on whether they are worth your hard-earned cash.
Our Ethics Promise.
The industry is full of paid influencers. We do things differently to ensure you can trust our picks.
No Pay-to-Play
Brands cannot pay us to be on the “Best Of” list.
No Brand Loyalty
If a big brand releases a bad product, we’ll tell you.
No Reader Supported
We earn a commission if you buy through our links, which keeps us independent.
The Pleasure Reporter
Founded in 2025, we are the first independent review site dedicated to the science of male and couples pleasure technology.
THE ETHICS
The Pleasure Reporter is a reader-supported publication. When you buy through our links, we may earn an affiliate commission. This never influences our rankings.
Discreet Support
All product links lead to sites with 100% discreet packaging and billing. Your privacy is our paramount concern.